Pack Rat Pro Gifts

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Welcome to the Team

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Dogs

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Luggage Mom

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

DIY horror.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Body Building

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Apocalliptical