Pack Master Gifts

A barrel breaks in a man's luggage and he gets oysters over his clean clothes

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Welcome to the Team

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

That one has all the batteries!

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Dogs

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Heading off with a packed bag

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Luggage Mom

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Men pack. Women move.'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Up your end.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Nest building

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Top Dog

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."