Party Master Gifts

'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I, TikTok."

Canape?

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A Woman Holding Canapes

All dressed up and no place to go

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Prosecco