Party Pro Gifts

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Mr and Mrs Phelpott-Bilbs from the Neighbourhood Watch Patrol!'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party Animals.

Bookworm Sleepover

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I, TikTok."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Beers

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Shaken not stirred

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

Karataoke

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

Cut out and keep your own DJ.