Party Master Prints

'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

Green Balloon

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Prosecco

The Happiest Hen in Acle