Quirky Party Master Prints

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Cow Pinatas

Party Animals.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Orchestra.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The devil you know and his plus one

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

Peel poker.

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Malty tasking.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'