Party Guru Gifts

"Do you think you could give me a hand? The guests will be here any minute."

'We annoy them, but no one can say we bore them.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Come dine with me!

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

A man looks up at the earth

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

Masquerade

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Carioca

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'