Paperwork Packrat Gifts

Morris was going to get more difficult than most to adjust to a paperless office

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Inout baskets.

Late/Too Late.

Shake it all about sign on desk

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"