Paperwork Packrat Gifts

Morris was going to get more difficult than most to adjust to a paperless office

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Shake it all about sign on desk

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."