Paperwork Gladiator Gifts

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

'Relax - this is only tax hell.'

Busy day at the office.

Drowning in Paper.

Secretarial violence.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

Late/Too Late.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

In, out, shake it all about.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.