Paperwork Guerrilla Gifts

"Our usual systems are too complicated so now we tend to set targets based on the height of the files."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Late/Too Late.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

The Buck Never Stops.

In, out, shake it all about.