Paperwork Paparazzi Gifts

"I'd like to intervene, but I haven't completed the appropriate paperwork."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Buck Never Stops.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.