Paparazzi Gifts

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

A click of cameras

'Jump, it's a quiet news day.'

Seeing a man drownig and running off to contact the media

'We interrupt this program for new pictures of Brad and Angelina's baby.'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Celebrity lovers leap.

Be kind to all the little people you meet on your way to the top. They may have photos of you in your underwear.

"Wait a minute, hold on hold on. I think that says Timmy Hoffman. Well damn. So much for making the news."

Journalists block an ambulance crew.

Press Pass

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

The Pooperrazzi

"Hi! I'm from 'Scout Weekly'"

Stepped in Dog Poo.

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Charlie Sheen

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"One posse, please."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Selfie World

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."