Pup-arazzi Paparazzi Gifts

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Fashion Week"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Okay, you have my attention."

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"He loves to give autographs!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Enough with the drama."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Press Pass

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'