Poodle Paparazzi Gifts

Celebrity Poodle.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"Wanna go out?"

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

An inbred poodle.

The Pooperrazzi

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Best in Heat.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"