Animal Paparazzi Gifts

Spiro & Pusho on photo safari

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Giraffe Selfie

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Okay, you have my attention."

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"He loves to give autographs!"

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Press Pass

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Smile!