Animal Paparazzi Gifts

Spiro & Pusho on photo safari

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Giraffe Selfie

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Pooperrazzi

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"He loves to give autographs!"

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Smile!

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"