Poultry Paparazzi Gifts

"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Cock A Doodle

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Tasty bird.'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

The Colonel at home.

"He loves to give autographs!"

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Liberty

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Fee Range Chickens

Chicken Crime Scene.

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Chicken

Hen Behaving Badly.