Cat Paparazzi Gifts

Taking the perfect photo of my cat.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Slippery, huh?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Curiosity."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Artist painting a cat.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."