Cat Paparazzi Pillows

Taking the perfect photo of my cat.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

I'm sure it's fake.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

E=Equals

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Artist painting a cat.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"