Kitty Paparazzi Pillows

"Work it, baby."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

'We know you have a cat.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"He loves to give autographs!"

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Smile!

Journalists block an ambulance crew.