Kitty Paparazzi Mugs

"Work it, baby."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'We know you have a cat.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

Press Pass

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

Smile!