Puppy Paparazzi Pillows

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

'I think the fifteen minutes of fame thing is just for people.'

"It' the dog."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Press Pass

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Smile!

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

'Looks like your pet is a cat burglar, I see he stole your heart.'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."