Pup-arazzi Paparazzi Pillows

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Fashion Week"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Okay, you have my attention."

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"He loves to give autographs!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Enough with the drama."

Press Pass

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'