Romantic Paparazzi Pillows

Selfie World

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Pooperrazzi

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Science Applied to Art

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Journalist tackled by security.

A shared passion

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Press Pass

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'