Paparazzi Fan Pillows

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

Menu Dating

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Victorian Selfie

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Selfie World

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Selfie

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

50 Year Celebrations.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Statue of liberty selfie

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Peter Gabriel

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Dua Lipa caricature

Elton John

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."