Paparazzi Fan T-Shirts

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

Menu Dating

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Victorian Selfie

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Selfie

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Hollywood or bust!

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"