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"I labeled the envelop, 'naked pictures.' They should be leaked in no time."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"He's a guard dog."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Hollywood Breakup

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Selfie World

"I will answer anything but questions."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Newspaper

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

The Pooperrazzi

Leisure Editor

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'She'll be back!!!'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Alan Carr

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"And now the award for..."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born