Mamarazzi Enthusiast T-Shirts

Put on some clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Masquerade

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Leo McKern

Selfie World

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Ever Given

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Viggo Mortensen

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Meryl Streep

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

As Seen On TV

Emma Watson

Daniel Day Lewis

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

The Pooperrazzi

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.