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Journalist tackled by security.

Director/Action Man toy.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Selfie World

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Tom Cruise

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

The young Lisa Laflamme.

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"We could start a band."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Pony Director

Invasion of Privacy

Press Pass

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."