Paparazzi Wannabe T-Shirts

Journalist tackled by security.

Director/Action Man toy.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

Tom Cruise

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Pooperrazzi

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"We could start a band."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Pony Director

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Invasion of Privacy

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Press Pass

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"