Romantic Paparazzi T-Shirts

Selfie World

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Pooperrazzi

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Science Applied to Art

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Journalist tackled by security.

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

A shared passion

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Press Pass

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."