Paparazzi Enthusiast Pillows

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Spot the celebrity tourist - $2 minute.

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

Leo McKern

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Sheepdog Security

Super-ego Surveillance

As Seen On TV

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

The Pooperrazzi

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'She'll be back!!!'

Welcome to celebrity hell.