Paparazzi Action Hero Pillows

"You think you get media attention when you win a race? That's nothing! Ever since my wife jumped over the Moon, my house has been surrounded by paparazzi!"

"Hugh fans!"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

The Molsons. A stunt family.

"Ok, and now my feature presentation, please put on your 3D glasses."

Journalist tackled by security.

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Invasion of Privacy

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Press Pass

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

Action Film Shushing

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."