Paparazzi Action Hero Pillows

"You think you get media attention when you win a race? That's nothing! Ever since my wife jumped over the Moon, my house has been surrounded by paparazzi!"

"Hugh fans!"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Sylvester Stallone

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

'002' - A discussion about 007.

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Quentin Tarantino

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

The Molsons. A stunt family.

Spiderman at the Improv

"Ok, and now my feature presentation, please put on your 3D glasses."

Journalist tackled by security.

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Invasion of Privacy

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Action Film Shushing

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars"