Dick Cheney in retirement...
Cat Surveillance Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the cat surveillance enthusiast in your life? Explore our playful selection of products that highlight the quirky side of feline monitoring. Ideal for those who enjoy combining their love for cats with a sense of humor, our items are perfect for personal use or gifting a fellow enthusiast. Discover everything from witty mugs to clever prints that capture the humorous world of covert cat observations.
Copycats
"Actually, make that a double cream."
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.
"Foster failure"
"Cat box"
"Now that I have everyone's attention..."
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'
"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."
'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.
"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"
"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."
"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."
"Now I really hate poetry."
Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post
"And where have you previously moused?"
The Mouse Princess
"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."
"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."
"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
'They make remarkably clean pets.'
Cats on Board.
'Oh, crap.'
Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.
"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."
The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached
Cat Surveillance Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Cat Surveillance Enthusiast Mugs
Discover our playful range of mugs perfect for cat surveillance enthusiasts. Brighten your mornings or give a humorous gift that celebrates your love for cat watching adventures.
Cat Surveillance Enthusiast Pillows
Bring a smile to your living space with our cozy pillows that humorously celebrate the secret world of cat surveillance enthusiasts.
Cat Surveillance Enthusiast Prints
Decorate with our whimsical prints that capture the amusing side of feline surveillance. Ideal for adding personality and humor to any room.
Cat Surveillance Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore our humorous t-shirts designed for the feline monitoring aficionado. Perfect for showcasing your passion and sparking conversations wherever you go.