Poodle-people Pair Gifts

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Balloon dog training

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"Wanna go out?"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

An inbred poodle.

A perm for a woman and her dog.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Sun. Rain.

"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."

Best in Heat.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Non-working dog, please help

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!