Poodle Pal Gifts

"He's cute. But he's got human breath."

WARNING: Miniature poodles on heat, please protect your ankles...sticks available.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Pet a Puppy

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Fur Baby

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door