Puppy Pals Gifts

Man with broken leg in cast.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Jack Russell?"

"I think the dog wants to go out."

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Bill Kristol always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"A little help, please."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

Fur Baby

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"Wow, what a DILF."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.