Penguin Pals Gifts

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

Adventures in Flossing

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'I just had another LOUSY hot shower this morning.'

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet a Puppy

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Fur Baby