Pigeon Pals Gifts

'Can we take a rain check? A produce truck just turned over on route I-25.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

A Girl and Her Horse

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Pull...'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Man with broken leg in cast.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Lasso

"How many letters can you read?"

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Stories about crumbs

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Feathered frenzy

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Carrier Pigeons

Pony Love...

'You spoil those pigeons.'