Pig Pals Gifts

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Pull...'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pig's Human Bank

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'