Playful Pig Pal Gifts

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Head over Hooves

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Hamlet

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

Sewee-Cide.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Feathered frenzy

Squeal like a pig!

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Stories about crumbs

"Is the slop fresh?"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Jurassic Pork

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

'It's known as slop envy, Mr. Johnson.'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.