Playful Pig Pal Prints

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Head over Hooves

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Hamlet

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Sewee-Cide.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Is the slop fresh?"

Stories about crumbs

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Feathered frenzy

Squeal like a pig!

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Jurassic Pork

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Jurassic Pork!

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh