Pig Pal Prints

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Slops for dinner

The Butcher of 35th street.

""Long time no see! Let's do slop sometime!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"He's no hat and all corgis."

A man and his dog

Head over Hooves

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Pet a Puppy

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Hamlet

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Fur Baby

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door