Pigskin Pal Prints

'...After a few hours he'll get hungry and bored and simply let go.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Football.

Stories about crumbs

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Feathered frenzy

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Stop the big guy!

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

NFL Antitrust case...

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'