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The Saddest Day Of The Year

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Football.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Stop the big guy!

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

Tuxedo company.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

'He thinks this is funny.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'