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The Saddest Day Of The Year

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Football.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Stop the big guy!

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

'He thinks this is funny.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Tuxedo company.