Pigskin Prodigy Gifts

'Getting warmer... warmer... hot... boiling hot...'

'Relax, Jake. You are the starting quarterback - for now. But we are grooming Timmy for the future.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Football.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

Stop the big guy!

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

Midnight in Minnesota

NFL Antitrust case...

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"Another meeting?"

'Am I crazy...or does this thing smell just like uncle Earl?'

'Quit rushing me.'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

'Here.'

Another football season comes to an end.

'Now that's Hi-def!'

"Oh look, honey, a touchdown. . . oops, that's not your team, is it dear?"

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!