Pigskin Enthusiast Gifts

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Now that's Hi-def!'

'Sorry, But I can't go long. It will violate my parole.'

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

Another football season comes to an end.

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Midnight in Minnesota

Coming soon to a football program near you. . .

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hamlet

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Football.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'