Pigskin Fanatic Gifts

Earl Campbell

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

"Oh look, honey, a touchdown. . . oops, that's not your team, is it dear?"

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Hamlet

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Pig's Human Bank

Football.

Happy Hog - Manet

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"Is the slop fresh?"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

Sewee-Cide.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Swine flu