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"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Hamlet

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Pull...'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Pig's Human Bank

'Jurassic Pork.'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.