Pig Partner Gifts

Black Truffles!

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hamlet

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pig's Human Bank

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

How Art Works.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Sewee-Cide.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'