Pig Partner Mugs

Black Truffles!

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Hamlet

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

How Art Works.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Squeal like a pig!

"Is the slop fresh?"

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.